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My new HDTV!

Pearls Before Swine - Yahoo! News

Brilliant.

Headline #fail.

It's game time.

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide [NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART]

Ventblockers Our shock picture last Friday of a Quatermass-style lifeform lurking inside a PC prompted a flurry of snaps forwarded by readers who had similarly confronted unspeakable horrors.

We gather that many of our correspondents are responding well to therapy, and could be back working in PC maintenance in five years or so. Others, sadly, are condemned to spend the rest of their days in a padded room gibbering about alien beings like that unfortunate bloke from Quatermass and the Pit who sees a hellish vision of Mars inhabited by Red Planet bouncing insect creatures.

Well, flamethowers at the ready. We're going in...

PC case front caked in dust

A gentle start there, courtesy of Rob Dege and the front panel of a client's PC. Definite signs of proto-life.

Next up, Neil Cameron-Rollo, who says this machine was still working...

Motherboard completely encrusted with dust

...as was this one, claims Stuart Green, "until we cleaned it":

Montage of dust-encrusted PC case and boards

Eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww.

Cows hate your freedom.

Eat at Chick-Fil-A.

A very small excerpt from my book.

#NaNoWriMo is so much fun.

Hierarchy of Digital Distractions

I have to go check Twitter again. Sorry.

Even God Runs Windows XP - Windows XP - Gizmodo

Yes, that's a Windows XP error, floating in the sky. No, it's not a Photoshop. And this is what it looked like after a reboot:

Apparently, the fog near a plaza in Ukraine was so utterly intense, advertisements were reflected in the sky. This one, for a church or a house or a vacation or maybe just some Lysol ran into a little Windows XP oopsie. I'm almost sad they didn't just leave the Windows XP error up there, making at least somebody think that God was one of us, cursing his crashing computer. [English Russia]


Send an email to matt buchanan, the author of this post, at matt@gizmodo.com.

D'oh.

Zach Flauaus

Zach Flauaus

I'm a Twitter addict, BlackBerry fan, Mac user (secret Windows 7 lover), Chevy person, and photographer. I also like to make sites. Because I'm cool like that.

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